To Whoever It Concerns:
A very NOT-SO-NICE human leaved a very nasty comment on our blog. HISSsssss. Let me just tell you, as the senior-most cat in this house, I don't appreciate your hatefulness about my mommy. She is MY mommy not yours. Only me and my brothers and sisters can say she sucks but nobody outside of our family can. Ain't none of your dang business, you big ol' stupid loser.
Mommy didn't know that the squirrel-guy was gonna kill Earl the Squirrel. I know the other cats think she was in on it but she wasn't. How DARE you say my mommy should be killed 'cause of Earl. She was real upset about the whole thing. YOU ARE A BIG JERK FOR SAYING OTHERWISE...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MOMMY OR US.
First of all, we deleted your nasty message. AND, because of you, we've fixed it so it ain't easy for a mean person like you to leave hateful messages anymore. Plus, we've blocked YOU so you can't post stuff to our site. You're obviously not real smart 'cause you wouldn't leave a nasty message if you realized that we have your IP address. You are not welcome to visit our site or leave your hateful messages again. You is a mean person and we hope all cats in the whole wide world take a gigantic dump on your pillow.
