So, today mommy came home from work early. She rushed into the house and started scoopin' our poop boxes and kleanin' stuff up. She didn't even say hello to any of us. She taked out the trash and sweeped the kitchen floor...and didn't even take time to skratch any of our stuff. What kind of a mommy would do that???...Specially since it's only 'cause of us that she gits to live in this grand cat hair palace!
Well, after she kleaned everything she pulled out her little red suitcase. THAT'S ALWAYS A REAL BAD SIGN, PEOPLE! She opened it up and then started fillin' it up with stuff. At one point, she went downstairs to get somethin' outta the dryer. Again, she walked right by me and didn't rub nothin, scratch nothin' or even kiss nothin'. As you might 'magine, I had had 'bout enough. So...I jumped up on the bed and sniffed around the suitcase a little. All of her clothes smelled real real clean and fresh...but they didn't smell nothin' like me. So...I thought I had better make sure that her clothes smelled just like me so she wouldn't forgit me and also send her a reminder that me and all of my brothers and sisters are her boss...so...I took just a little tinkle right on top of her clothes. That way, when she gets to Philadelphia and opens up her suitcase, she'll be reminded of how much love she's a missin' and also...maybe feel just a little guilty for ignorin' us today.
Mommy, we have talked about this before...when are you ever gonna learn???
Anonymous
