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Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest people on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I am very real worrieds 'bout our sweet Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III.  He spended the whole dang day at the hospitals again yesterday...they gived him fluids and syringe feeded hims and put drops of stuff up his nose.  He has gots an upper respiratory infection...that's a fancy way of sayin' that his head is full of the snots.

Bein' the good Top Cat that I am, I have put my crown aside and put on my nurse uniform...I have been helpin' mommy by watchin' over the Senator and makin' sure he takes his medicine and takes his syringe feedin's without too much fuss.  If he don't start showin' signs of improvements, he is gonna have to go stay in the hospitals.  We don't want thats so...I am gonna stay right with him and keep remindin' him to blow them boogers outs of his head!  Blow blow BLOW, Senator!

Please say a prayer for our Senator...he is very real tireds of feelin' so bads and we is tired of bein' worrieds.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves 

 PS...I hope the Senator gits better soons...my nurse uniform is itchy!

 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I know...I knows...it has been way too long, peoples.  Unfortunately you need to take your complaints about the silence of our bloggy to our mommy.  She has a million excuses and none of 'em are worth anythings.

Lots has happened here at the Whiskers & Purrs House over the past few months...there's almost too much to talk 'bouts.  But probably the biggest thing is that we rescued two little tiny baby kittens that was starvink!

Mommy was at work one day when somebody called her to tell her that they sawed a kitten outsides.  Well, where mommy works, there shouldn't be any stray animals walkin' round so mommy got worrieds.  She runned outside real quicks.  And there, way up in some prickly holly bushes she sawed the boniest, most skeertest baby kitten ever.  She was a tortie and was terribly skinny.  She was very skeert and would not let mommy touch her.  So mommy runned real fast and gotted some foods and waters.  But, she couldn't git the baby.  

Well...mommy decided to leave the food and leave the baby alones to see if she would eat...so mommy leaved and then camed back.  All of the food was gone...but so was the baby.  Somebody told mommy they saw the baby in a drain pipe so...mommy put some more food out just inside the drain pipe...all of a sudden mommy sawed not only the baby girl but...another baby...also terribly skinny and frail.  They both practically eated a whole can of Fancy Feast in one bites.

Mommy didn't have her traps or a carrier or nothin' so...she had to wait until the next mornin'...but she leaved out TONS of suppers and waters for them...and then she came back around 6:00 in the mornin' the next day...no babies...mommy posted signs all over for her coworkers to call her if they saw the babies...almost the whole day passed and...no babies.  Mommy was so worrieds...and so was I!

Around 2:00 mommy's phone ringed.  It was a coworker sayin' the babies was back!!!  Mommy went downstairs, got the carriers and tricked the starvink babies to go into the carriers to git some suppers! YAY!  Here's a picture of Buddy Holly and Holly Berry after they got home from their very first V E T appointment.

Buddy Holly (Left) and Holly Berry (Right)

And here's a picture of them NOW!

Love really is a many splendored thing!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday!  Well, my dearest peoples, it is hard to believes but...it's almost time for us to start gittin' merry and begin keepin' watch for Santa Claws!  As Top Cat, it's my job to keep a list and check it twice to help Santa know who has been naughty or nice in the Whiskers & Purrs House.   Startin' right after Thanksgivin', all these little cats in this house suddenly start bringin' me toy mousies to play with and nip to sniff...they think that will make me forgit 'bout how aggrivatin' they have been for the past 12 months...now honestly, peoples, do they think I am THAT simple?  PFFT!

There's also another list that I keep...our Holiday Card List!  Just like the past couple of years, we'd love to share a holiday card with you if you want one!  So...if you would like to git a little bits of JOY from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang and see who has been selected to be on the 2010 Holiday Card, just fill outs the form over on the sidebar by December 15th and we will send you a card rights away!

And, if you want to, just leave me a comment on the bloggy tellin' me if you've been naughty or nice...I gots some influence with Santa Claws...what with me bein' such an influential Top Cat and all.  I'd be very happy to put in a good word for you.

I hope you all are havin' a very real merry Tuesday!

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat 

 

Top Cat Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is TOP CAT TUESDAY!  Today I want to let you all know how proud I am of our little family.  People, there's a whole lots of love that goes on here.  

I am declarin' today "Jimmy Durante Graves III Day" 'cause Jimmy is one fine boy cat.  He sets a good example for all of us and is a good adopterated daddy to Freddy.

Jimmy, we SALOOOOOOT YOU!

"Jimmy and Freddy - Brotherly Love"

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Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves,
Top Cat 

Top Cat Tuesday!

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Today is TOP CAT TUESDAY!!!  Since I am Top Cat of the Whiskers & Purrs House, it is very important that I stay on tops of all the important happenin's in the world.  I've gots to unnerstand all that is goin' on and make sure The Gang is current and "in the know" at all times.  I've been doin' lots of research and, well, I have come to a MAJOR conclusion...

See, I have figgered out who the MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD is...this is BIG, peoples!

After months and months and MONTHS of researchin' and observin' and studyin'...I realized that there is ONE person that has the power to change the world...

No, it ain't this guy:

 
Simon Cowell

And it MOST DEFINITELY AIN'T THIS GUY... 'member how he broked my heart this time last year?

 
Anderson Cooper

And, although she thinks that she is very powerfuls, 'bout the only thing she can make me do is go make vomits when I see her...this doofus DEFINITELY ain't the most powerful person in the world...

 
Sarah Palin

No, there is only one person that with just one 2 minute segment on TV can change the world's plans...all he has to do is say "A big-ass storm is on its way" and mommy will stop what she is doin' and go buy orange juice, milk, bread, kitty litters, Fancy Feast and bird seed and then rush home to be with us.  If he just says the word "thunder storms", mommy will change her plans to make sure she is here so she can help us not be skeert.  And don't even let him say "the hots are here" 'cause...if he says "the hots are here to stay", mommy will go out and buy enough fans to create our very own Whiskers & Purrs tornado system to show up on this guy's weather radar.

Yes, dearest peoples on the innernets, there's only one Most Powerful Person in the Worlds and that is this guy:

 

Mr. Al Roker, the weatherman on the TODAY Show, is mighty powerful and can git mommy's and daddy's all across America to stay home from work or run out real fast and git Fancy Feast and treats for their little peoples...As far as I can tell, he is a cat's best friend.  I watch him every mornin' while mommy is gittin' ready for works.  I always listen real hards to see if he's gonna say them magical words "A blizzard is comin'!" or "The hots are comin'!" or "Run for your lifes!  The floods is comin'!"

Mr. Al Roker, on behalfs of ALL the cats and dogs in America, I wants to thank you for all the times you got our mommy's and daddy's to stay home with us.  Although you are just a bean, I personally want to extend my paw in friendship and thanks and...now this is big...make you a honorary Feline American and a member of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang.

And, Mr. Al Roker, if you want to show us a little bit of appreciations for this great award, you can announce on the TODAY show that a blizzard is comin'!  I can guarantee you that kitties and doglets all across the USofA will be thrilled!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat 

  

Top Cat Tuesday

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday.  Unfortunately, I do not feel like writin' anything today...I'm tireds.  Bein' Top Cat is such hard works...I think maybe I needs me a vacation today.   Today I'm just gonna take off my crown and let my hairs down...I will be back next week and promise to be my normal, delightful self.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Top Cat Tuesday!...UPDATED

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Today is Tuesday and, well, that means it's Top Cat Tuesday.  I've been so agrritated 'cause we ain't been ables to update our bloggy.  But, mommy has begged our forgiveness for not helpin' us with the bloggy and I have found it within my heart to just let it go.  But, she better not slip up or I will have to address the issue with her and it won't be pritty!

Ain't a whole lot of new stuff goin' ons...I'm still madly in love with my Rudy:

 
Rudykins

I sorta had me a crush on Maks from Dancin' with the Stars...that was until he kissed HER (Erin, his dance partner) smack dab in fronts of me!  They was dancin' one night on TV and he knowed I was watchin'...and he kissed her!  PFFT!  He is hot, though...and sure does know how to shake his stuff.

I did git one good dance in with him before I dumped him:

 

And, really, that's been 'bout all that's goin' ons.  Mommy was gone for a whole week 'cause of her work...I had to chaperon all of them other cats in the Gang that whole week...I could use a vacation now, that's for sure.  I'm proud to say, though, that I did not even try to kill Little Joey Cartwright Graves III...not even once!  I think I did real goods! 

The only real news I gots today is that tomorrow Joey will have a big announcement ...I ain't gonna tell you what it is other than to say, belief it or not, this announcement makes me happy.  And, even though as hard as I have tried to make it happen, no, he is not movin' to Siberia.

And so, my dear friends on the innernets, it feels good to git back into the swing of things on the bloggy.  I just want to say thanks for all of yous that have stayed with us even though we had to be away.  You're our real friends and we loves you very much.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
 

PS...one quick update at 10:30 AM...I just want to say that I only had me a crush on Maks based upon him shakin' his stuff on TV...it was only a crush...Maks is only a bean...I would never ever wants him to be my boyfriend or nothin'...he can't even begin to compare to my Rudy...Rudy is the only boy for me.  I am a lucky womans and I knows it.
 
 

Top Cat Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I thought I would share with you a video mommy taked of me over a year ago...it's not so very good...mommy wasn't holdin' the camera right so you don't git to see my good side but...well...you at least git to see me live and in action!

I hope you all enjoy the glory that is ME!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Top Cat Tuesday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday.  I have missed you all, my dear friends on the innernets.  But, I decided not to fuss at mommy too much for bein' such a slacker and not helpin' us update the bloggy in the past months...she has been so tired and heart broked over her mommy. 

I am really glads that we are back...and I have been doin' everything I can to keep mommy pepped up and motivated to be happy...and keep openin' Fancy Feast cans...I've started greetin' her at the front door and some days I bring her toys and stuff...I mean, after a long day at work who wouldn't want to play with a spit-soaked pink and green baby froggy?

I think the biggest news that has happened since we hadded our last Top Cat Tuesday is that after my last unfortunate tushy incident, Aunt Doktor Dugan strongly rekommended that I go ons a diet...you know...die with a t.  I was not happy 'bout this and was very upsets.  Mommy explained to Aunt Doktor Dugan how hard it is to have as many cats as is in the Gang and have only one on a diet...so...Aunt Doktor Dugan suggested mommy take us ALL off of dry foods...and only feed us wet food...well...

I was not very real excited 'bout this 'cause I love my crunchies but...mommy did it...none of us has had crunchies or dry treats since the week early December...we now eats a high-protein and high-fiber diet...mommy feeds us wet food and she mixes in Vetasyl which is fiber...and you know whats?  WE ALL FEEL GREATS!!!  There's no bad poops now and...well...I'M LOOSIN' WEIGHTS!!!  Oh peoples, I feel so good now!  I run up and down the steps all the time and I love to chase and play with the rest of the Gang.  I have become a expert at resslin'.  It's almost like I have become a kitten again!  And, whats even betterer is that I have not had any more unfortunate tushy incidents since mommy changed our diet.  I personally wants to recommend a high-protein, high-fiber diet for kitties...it's tastey...mmmm...and it makes me feel like a MILLION BUCKS!

That's it for today, my dear friends on the innernets.  I hope you all are havin' a good week.  Thanks for not givin' up on us and continuin' to visit our bloggy!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves