Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'. I've gots a secret.
I will tell you if you promise not to tell anybody...promise? For reals promise?
Okay...see, I'm very real shy and I don't let mommy pick me up or nothin'...but...I really do love her...lots. Even though I act like I don't like it, when she does pick me up...wowwy wowwy wow! I L.O.V.E. it!
I miss mommy when she goes to work. So...when she's gone...I sneak into her bedroom and I take wonnerful snoozy naps on her pillow. She don't know it's me...she knows somebody sleeps on it but it's a big mystery as to who it is...IT'S ME!!! IT'S ME!!! IT'S ME!!! It makes me feel so good 'cause it smells like mommy and I pretend like I am sleepin' on her lap.
Don't tell nobody, 'kay?
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
