Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'. Today is a very very VERY important day! It's my girlfriend, Freya's, birthday! WOOHOO! PARTAY in the Whiskers & Purrs House!
Freya is the most wonnerful girlfriend in the world. She lives in London with her mommy and she is smart and funny and beautifuls and cute and a good snuggler and all kinds of other wonnerful stuff. Oh, and she's a good rassler, too!
Please join me in wishin' my beautiful girl the happiest birthday evers!
Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III
