Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. We are very worrieds. Our Top Cat, sweet Elsie Fallulah, is sick and has to go to the doktor today. She is very hurty and is real skeert. She's got the same troubles that she had back in May with her pooper bein' all red and swoled up. It is very hurty. Please say a prayer for her. It's skeery to see our Top Cat so afraids and feelin' so bads.
We will update everybody once we hear somethin' 'bout how she's doin'.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
