Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'. I know today is supposed to be Mazie Monday but Mazie said I could make it Joey Monday just for today. See...I'm a little bit confused 'bout some stuff. I am now 3 1/2 months old...ya know, almost a growed-up. I'm still learnin' 'bout stuff, though...like kissin'.
I LOVE to kiss the womens. And...sometimes I like to git and give brotherly kisses to my big brothers in the Gang. But, I am a little confused. See, when I kiss my mommy I git a warm fuzzy feelin' down in my tummy. My purr box automatically cuts on and I git all cozy and snoozy. When I kiss Mazie Grace I git that warm and fuzzy feelin' down in my tummy, too. But...I also git a tingly feelin' in my pants. I do not know what that is! I am worried that there's somethin' wrong with my pants. Mommy says it ain't nothin' to be worried 'bout. She says it just means it's almost time for me to git my operation.
What's a operation? Does it have somethin' to do with what Elsie Fallulah telled me 'bout balls? Why do I have to git rid of my balls? I love balls! Bouncy balls, fuzzy balls, jingly balls, cotton balls...I do not want to give any of my balls away.
I hope I figger all of this out very soons. Growin' up is hard.
Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III
