Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  I know somethin' that none of the other Whiskers & Purrs Gang knows...it's a secret...it's gonna make all of The Gang very mads...

See, with me bein' blind as a bat and all, I gots me some extra very good hearin'.  I heard mommy whisperin' on the phone 'cause she don't want none of us to know yet...

She is gonna leave us for a whole dang week!  We will be all by our selfs.  Aunt Stacy will come in twice a day to check on us but we won't git no mommy-lovin' for 7 whole days.  I heard mommy sayin' that she don't wanna leave...that she's gots to go to some meetin' for work.  I just don't unnerstand beans...if you gots somethin' you don't wanna do, why do you do it anyways?  You would never see a cat doin' somethin' they don't wants to do. 

I gots to find a way to tell all of The Gang that there will be no mommy kisses, mommy belly rubs, mommy ear skritches, mommy tushy rubs for a whole dang week...we must start plottin' our punishment for mommy now...it will be a busy week!

That's it for now...remember it's Mazie Monday..., be sure to remind your beans that they have to stop what they is doin' and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into a room!

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace