A disclaimer from Mazie Grace...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Mommy says I gots to write a disclaimer before I git this here post started...it could be embarrassin' to some peoples.  Stop readin' now if you is 'fraid of talkin' 'bout girl stuff...

Okays...now we got that outta the way.  I wanted to let y'all know 'bout a new toy I finded.  Everybody knows I am blind as a bat.  I git along real good even though I am in the dark.  I am really good at innertainin' myself.  I like to sneak 'round and explore stuff.  Well, I have discovered a brand new toy while I was doin' my explorin'...

I don't know what these things are but I just love 'em!  I was snoopin' in the bathroom cabinet and finded a whole dang box of 'em.  The side of the box says the word "Tampons"...I just love how that word sounds...tampons, tampons, tampons!  The box also says "feminims protection".  Well, I just figure if these things protect feminims, they gotta be okay to play with, right?

I have come up with all kinds of games to play with my tampons.  I play tampon toss, tampon touch footballs, tampon jugglin', tampon tag, and tampon jump and shout.  And, when my tampon dies, I have a complete burial ceremony, complete with a moment of silence, just before I bury him in the litter box.  Mommy came home last night and finded 3 tampons buried in the litter box.  I guess yesterday was a bad day for my tampons. 

My favoritest thing is to play hide-and-go-seek with my tampons.  The funny thing is that I sometimes forgit where I leave 'em.  So, I have to go git more in order to keep the game goin'.  Mommy has been findin' my tampons all over the house...she said she will just die of embarrassment if we have company and they find a tampon just layin' in the floor or unnerneath a cushion or somethin'.  I don't unnerstand why mommy gits so worked up over this...

I think tampons are loads of fun.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace