I'm bizzy today.

Hi.  This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'.  I am very bizzy today. Here's what's on my very important schedule:

1. Nap
2. Talk to Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III 'bout why he feels the need to poop in the floor
3. Eat crunchies
4. Nap some more
5. Watch mommy work in the yard and cuss every minute she is rakin' leafs
6. Secretly git into mommy's box of strings that she uses to nit and croshay with.  When mommy finds out, blame it on Mazie Grace
7. Nap
8. Stick my fingernails into Mazie Grace just to hear her scream bloody murder
9. Eat my Fancy Feets and nap

Poop

As you can see, I ain't got time for foolin' 'round.  It's a very bizzy Saturday.

Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel