Dearest peoples on the innernets,
First of all, as Top Cat of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I want express our best wishes to all of you for a wonnerful holiday week. We hope Santa Claws bringed you a big ass stash of toys and treats and the rest of this week brings you lotsa lap time with your beans.
I am sad to share with you this mornink that the W&P Gang have now gone into a high level of alert due to the seriousness of health issues goin' ons here. Mazie Grace still has her feedink tube. She ain't zactly thrilled to be eatin' her foods so mommy is still tendin' to her almost every minute of the day and nights. Our alert level went up to Level Three UH-OH on Sunday mornin' when it becamed apparent that mommy was not feelink goods. She said that a ragink gang of evil boogers come down the chimney with Santa Claws and attacked her.
Booger attacks ain't no goods. Mommy feels like craps. So...I am watchin' over her to make sure she maintains strength...at least enoughs to be able to open our Fancy Feast cans...priorities, y'all.
I hope you all have a wonnerful week with your beans...remember...you is the only laptop that matters.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
Whiskers & Purrs Gang
