Mazie Grace chillaxin' after playing with her Christmas Jingle Bell Balls!
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It's me, Mazie Grace! It's time for Mazie Monday. All of us here in the Gang hope that all our dear friends on the innernets had the most wonnerfulest Christmas ever!
First, an update on me...I'm continuin' to heal from my operation. I still don't particularly want to eat very much...mommy is so thankfuls we have the feedink tube. I am thankfuls because of how very wonnerfuls it makes my tummy feel...Mmmmm...the warm already been chewed foods...slidin' into my tummy...it makes my belly feel all warms and cozy on the insides! It makes me purr just thinkin' 'bout it!
And secondly, I got me some real cool presents from Santa Claws! He bringed me all kinds of jingle bell balls! Since I am blinds, all of my toys need to make noise so I will know where they is. I play play played with them jingle bell balls all day yesterday. I chased 'em, whapped 'em, growled at 'em, meowed at 'em, carried 'em around in my mouths and finally drowneded 'em in the water dish. I have decided that jingle bell balls are way betterer toys than my former favorite toys...TAMPONS!
And, finallys, I am sad to report that my mommy has suffered a severe attack of them evil, mean boogers! They invaded her head on Christmas Eve night and she is in the fight of her life to git 'em outs of her head. I know she is sick but she is completely gittin' on my last nerve with all the sneezin' and coughin' and nose blowin'...I sure hope this don't go on longs...I cannot have her upsettin' my sleeps schedule.
That's it for now. I hope you all are havin' a good day after Christmas and to all of my friends in the UK, I hope your Boxin' Day is rockin'. Remember on Mazie Monday, your beans have to stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief".
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace Graves
Social Director
Whiskers & Purrs Gang
