Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. It is now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday". I would like to talk with you 'bout my dear friend, Tommaso...(that I ain't never meeted but I sure plan on it after watchin' this here video):
First of all...if anybody knows Tommaso, let him know his long lost brother is livink right here in Richmond, Virginia. I've been looking for him for years...so, come home and feel the love, brother.
Secondly, how in the worlds does one go 'bout findin' a rich old eccentric mom? I mean, I gots the old and eccentric part right...what about the rich part?
And finally, somebody might want to tell CNN's Nadia Bilchik that us Americans kinda have a hard time unnerstandin' a word she says...she might want to take the marbles outs of her mouth.
That's it for today. Gotta go find my dearest friend, Tommaso, and see if he might want to adopterate me.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
PS...I'm awful happy, thankfuls and glad that my little sister, Mazie Grace, ain't got that mean old Limpfomas.
