Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'. Normally we have "Meet the Senator Sunday" on Sundays but the Senator got into too much nip last nights and well, let's just say it's a ugly sight this mornin'...I'm fillin' in for the Senator.
I think I'm gonna spend the day today meditatin'. You know, people say that meditatin' is good for the soul and stuff...and it is, I guess. But it's good for lots of other things, too...people won't bother you when they think you is meditatin' 'cause...well...you is meditatin'. So you don't have to put up with all the aggravation that peoples tend to bring. You always look very serious and sopissticated when you is meditatin'...when akchewally you is really takin' a naps! And finally, when you is meditatin' you can have time to plot to take over the world and git rid of pesky little brothers and snotty little sisters and rule the Whiskers & Purrs House...uhm, I mean rule the worlds...and nobody will ever knows!
Yes, meditatin'...it's a Good Thing!
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
