Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'. Oh, it has been SO longs since I have shared my presence with everybody on the innernets! I've missed y'all!...I have changed since the last time we talked, dear peoples on the innernets...changed a lot over the past few months. I used to be VERY shy and skeert to let anybody, even mommy, come near me. But, I am proud to say that I has overcome my skeertedness. Today I'm gonna share the secret of how I have become a new womans.
See, mommy has been workin' lots of long long hours at work. She comes home dead tired. She tries to stay awakes to spend time with us but she always seems to fall asleeps way too early. And when she falls asleeps, she leaves the TV on. Well, I always sleeps on the pillow next to mommy...and there's lots of them late nite TV infomercials on...peoples on the innernets, I am proud to tell you that this guy has changed my life:
In just a few months of watchin' my Tony Robbins infomercials over and over and overs, I really am a new womans...now, mommy says she's pritty sure this guy is full of crap but...I know that he has got some magical powers...I go into sort of a trance when he comes on the screen and...now I ain't skeert of nothin'! Mommy says I'm just fallin' asleeps like she does when she sees his crap on TV but I know differently...I purr all the time now and I actually let mommy pet me and sometimes...*whispers* I let mommy pick me ups! With Tony Robbins' help, I really have unleashed the powers within...I am now livin' a extrordinary life and it's all 'cause of Tony Robbins...I knows there is lots of skeerty cats like I was out there on the innernets...maybe I should appear on one of Tony Robbins' infomercials and spread the word 'bout "Unleashin' the Power" and "Wakin' up the giant withins" and gittin' your own "pussycat personal powers" and stuff...or better yet...maybe I need to just git my own infomercial and sell crap for $99.99 on TV...
I just know that I am so glads that I have awakened that ol' giant down in my insides and my power has been unleashed...watch out worlds! I'm gonna be the hottest new motivational speaker EVER!
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
