Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday! Peoples...we gots a BABY in the house! Oh he is cute cute CUTE! This mornin' I sniffed his face and his ears real real goods. I even licked the insides of his left ear and then...well...I gived him a big loud growly hiss! I mean, really now, you can't start too soon in lettin' kids today know who is boss...and...I am definitely the boss of him. Well...maybe Elsie Fallulah and mommy are the boss of him but...when it's just me and him in a room, I am the boss of him for reals!
He don't know how to use his legs real goods yet...and he can't use his eyeballs real goods yet and...we ain't so sure he can hear real good yet, eithers. Here's a video mommy taked of him...it ain't real goods 'cause mommy had the camera too close. But...in her defense...it was real hard to hold such precious cargo and a video camera at the same time.
And so, there you have it...our sweet new baby boy. We are gonna love him and make sure he is okay and then find him a good good home as soon as he is able to take care of himselfs.
I hope everybody on the innernets has a very wonnerful Mazie Monday. Remember, whenever you walk into a room on Mazie Monday, your beans have to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief"!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace







