Sharp Dressed Man

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Jimmy  Durante Graves III speakin'.  My mommy went to a concert the other night and heard these peoples sing:

 
ZZ Top

Uh, mommy...them sure are some odd lookin' beans.  They look like a skeery Santa Claws with floof covered gittars.  Anyways...mommy said them Santa Clawses told everybody that womens go crazy for a sharp dressed man.  Well...I just wants to remind everybody that I am a Sharp Dressed Man, what with me havin' on my classy black and white furs and all.  If any of you womens wants to go crazy for me...I am okay with that.

Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III