The Senator gits his first parrafin wax treatment!

Dearest peoples on the inndernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  I have some very dramatical news.  Let me say from the beginnin' of the story that nobody was hurted and everything is okay just in case you git skeert while you is readin' my account of this very dramaticals event.

See...last Friday, our sweet friends from TLC were with us again.  They was gittin' some footage of us.  We was all in the part of the house that we don't normally git to go into...the livin' room and dinin' room.  Mommy was busy talkin' with them cameras when I decided to sneak off...she wasn't lookin' so I sneaked into the dinin' room all by myselfs. 

I was 'vestigatin' the room when I uncovered a very evil introoder that was givin' me the evil eye...it was this thing sittin' on a shelf...it had a long white tail that was plugged into the wall...sittin' on top of it was a jar with some smelly liquidy stuff in it...now this is where it gits all dramaticals.  I telled that thing that it was bein' rude by givin' me the evil eye and to stop it.  It just sitted there and keeped givin' me the evil eye...so...I taked my paw and touched it's long white tail...just to skeer it some...

Well...that evil mean thing decided to jump at me!  It jumped right off the shelf and spewed the warm stuff on me that was in that jar!  It skeert me...skeert me real bad.  I runned.  Mommy jumped up and realized what had happened...she said "OH NO!  Henry just knocked the candle warmer over...he's got candle wax all over his paws!"  First of all, mommy...Henry didn't "knock" anything over...it jumped at me!  And yes, I gots warm smelly stuff all over my feets!

Mommy checked me real goods and saw that I just had a little wax on my front feets...the real damage was to an antique side table in the dinin' room...uh, it sorta has 'bout a 2 inch layer of wax all over the top...mommy says it will have to be completely refinished...but she's just glad that it wasn't a 2 inch layer of wax on ME!

And so, my dear friends on the indernets, be leery of evil introoders that have jars of warm smelly stuff and long tails that stick into the wall...stay away from 'em...you will git fussed at if they jump at you...but your feets will feel as smooth as a baby's bottom...paraffin wax treatments are kinda cool!

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III