Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. Mommy has been spendin' all of her time watchin' over Mazie Grace. She has to keep Mazie in the livin' room with the door closed 'cause she's afraid that we will play too rough and maybe hurt Mazie Grace's eyeball. We all unnerstand that and we all want Mazie to git everything she needs and git better real soons, but...well...we miss mommy. She ain't been sleepin' on the big bed upstairs. We ain't had no snuggles or nothin' since Mazie had her eyeball operation last week. What if she forgits that we are here? We sure hope we git some snuggles or somethin' real soons...we are very lonely.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
