Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  Everything is goin' real goods in the Whiskers & Purrs House.  We are all kinda mads at mommy today...she went to a concert in Washington DC last night and gotted home very real late.  She disrupted our routine and we are gonna have to wait a long time to be able to forgive her.

Today I wanna talk 'bout lickin' stuff.  You know, lickin' stuff is very important to us cats.  Most beans just can't unnerstand that keepin' our furs clean and beautifuls is very very critical to us...all of us cats has gots us a routine of what order we lick stuff in...I personally start with my fingers, work my way up to my arms, then I wash my face, then my tummy and then my very extra special privatal places.  And then, I always finish up with good licks to my arm pits.  Most peoples don't think 'bout us kitties havin' arm pits but we sure do and I am very very VERY careful to make sure my arm pits are beautifuls and always cleans.

And so, dearest peoples on the innernets, I have said all that I want to say for today's Mazie Monday.  If you have a minute, leave us a comment and let us know what order you lick stuff in.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

PS...don't forgit to remind your beans that they are supposed to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into a room on Mazie Monday.