Hi!
This is Elizabeth Taylor. I really love boys. Boys are the best thing since Fancy Feast! I like yellow boys, black boys, grey boys, white boys, yellow and white boys...well, I think you get the gist of what I'mma talkin' bout.
I like to kiss 'em, roll in the floor with 'em, chase 'em, let 'em chase me, curl up with 'em, wrestle with 'em...again, you get my drift, I'm sure.
The only thing I won't do is marry 'em. I mean, girls named "Elizabeth Taylor" don't seem to have much of a good track record in the gettin' married department. Now, I know I'm the most fantabulist Elizabeth Taylor in the world, but I'd much rather have lots of boys to love me than just one.
Kiss Kiss!
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
