Hi. This is Lucy speakin'. SOMEBODY OUT THERE ON THE INNERNETS HAS GOTTA HELP US! Aunt Sally sended mommy pictures of two more orphans she dug up from some place. WHY DID SHE HAFF TA SEND MOMMY PICTURES??? That's how we got so many dang cats in this house in the first place. Dang it, Aunt Sally! What was you a thinkin'???
Somebody please adoptatate these dang cats 'fore mommy gits any ideas! I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE CATS IN THIS HOUSE!!! Here's the pictures of the orphans. Somebody PLEASE HELP US!
This is Jessi:
This is Waylon:
Yeah, yeah, they're cute an everything so somebody give 'em a home 'cause they AIN'T movin' in here. I've got enough aggrivation to deal with. Please call Save Our Shelters (SOS) if you will please give 'em a home and eliminate any chance my mommy will get some crazy ideas in her head.
I'm puttin' my paw down on this one.
Very truly yours,
Lucy Margarite Graves
