Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Happy Thanksgiving to all our dear friends on the innernets. Today we thoughted we would share with you all the things that each of us are most thankfuls for:
Elsie Fallulah Graves
I am most thankfuls that my Tushy is finally startin' to git better and not be so sore and itchy. And, I am MOST thankfuls for my Anderson Cooper and gittin' to watch him every night on CNN...even though he broked my heart on my birthday. Oh, and I am very thankfuls for my womanliness, too.
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
I am thankfuls that I am a very powerful Senator, all the hot babes in the Whiskers & Purrs House and the daily tushy scratchin' mommy gives me.
Fergie
I am thankfuls for all the wonnerful memories I gots of my sweet Felix Unger Graves. He was my husband, ya know. Even though he's in heaven now, he will always be in my heart.
Mrs. Lilly White
I am most thankfuls for my beauty and perfeckshun.
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
I am thankfuls for the mornin' ritual me and mommy gots of her rubbin' my tush and givin' me secret kisses.
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
I am thankful for the all the times Elsie Fallulah Graves has had her way with me.
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
I am most thankfuls for my hotness and popularity!
Mazie Grace
I am most thankfuls for my baby, Little Joey Cartwright Graves III. I loves him very much. And, I'm very thankfuls for all of my boyfriends.
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
I am thankfuls for my sweet Mazie Grace...the best dang girl friend a boy could ever have!
Jimmy Durante Graves III
I am thankfuls for my Fancy Feast and naps!
Freddy Astaire Graves III
I am thankfuls for my medicine 'cause it makes my pooper feel betters and my best buddy, Mazie Grace.
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III
I ain't sure what all this "Thanksgivin'" stuff is...but...I'm thankful for mommy's boss's family that found me...and I'm thankful for Aunt Doktor Dugan and her staff that baby-sitted me when mommy was at work and I'm thankfuls for our neighbors that baby sitted me, too. OH! And how could I forgits...I am very real thankfuls for Aunt Kathy and Aunt Sally that baby-sitted me when mommy had to go to WV on the weekends...I'm pretty sure they are the BEST baby-sitters in the whole dang world! I'm also thankfuls for all the kisses I git every single day. And...I'm MOST thankfuls for Mazie Grace...she's the best mommacat/sister/girlfirend any boy could ever have!
HAPPY THANKSGIVIN' TO ALL OF OUR DEAR FRIENDS ON THE INNERNETS!!! We hope all of you will sit down and make a list of all the things YOU are thankfuls for!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
