Dearest peoples,
It is now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday"...'cept for the fact that I ain't feelink so goods. Mommy is a little bit worrieds 'bout me...I am kinda "droopy"...that's a technical term for "I feel like craps". I really don't feel like doink my regularly scheduled "Meet the Senator Sunday" edition...so...I'm gonna scare the bejeezuz outs of you instead.
We is all very real aciteds 'bout tomorrow beink Halloweens. I hope all of our friends will be safe and git lots of treats. Please remember, keep your kitties on the insides tonight and tomorrow nights...our prayer is that everybody would always keep their pets indoors. But...the days leadink up to Halloweens are aspecially dangerous since there are so many mean and evil people in the world that likes to do bad things to us little people. So...please...promise you will keep your little ones safely indoors.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
