Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is your humble servant, Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III, speakin'. It is now time for Meet the Senator Sunday. Peoples, I have to be honests...I'm tireds...real tireds. I mean, what with me havin' to do all my senatatin' to git us through the stuff goin' on in Egypts and now Libya, well...I sure could use a good long naps. Oh, and don't forgit all the counselin' I've had to do with Charlie Sheen...geez...I'm startin' to think maybe he is hopeless.
Plus, we gots lots of constructions goin' on in the Whiskers & Purrs House...I gots to be on my guard and supervise all the work that is bein' dones...'specially them plummers...I have to watch them plummers like a hawks or they will walk 'round showin' their butt cracks and do somethin' funky...and we all know a man has gots to have his butt crack covered and his plummin' workin' rights.
So, for this week's Meet the Senator Sunday, I'm just gonna naps and dream of a time and place where there is peace and love in Egypts and Libya, all the plummers in the world cover up their butt cracks and have their plummin' workin' rights and Charlie Sheen ain't bat-crap crazy.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
