Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin' and...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! WOOHOO! Because I am such a high-powered and inflewinchal Senator, I'm gonna declare that everybody on the innernets will join me in gittin' their partay on and fire up Peaches & Herb and shake their groove thangs all day longs!
And, while you're at it, sniff some nips, eat some Fancy Feets & Temptations and have your beans scratch your stuff. It's gonna be a wild day on the innernets as we celebrate the wonnerful birth of ME!
Have a rockin' good time and partay like the rockstars you are!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
