Dearest Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinanpie speakin'. I miss you...lots. Please git betters and come home from the hospitals soon, 'kay? I ain't got nobody to snuggle with and definitely nobody to have my way with...if you know what I'mma sayin'. I miss you and I'm a little bit skeert when you ain't here...you're our Top Cat. I want you to come back home real fast.
Please git better, Miss Elsie. I love you.
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinanpie
