Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. Two years ago today I meeted Mommy Jenny for the first time ever. I was livin' in Aunt Doktor Dugan's office in a cage that was located in her lobby. I knowed instantly that she was my mommy but it taked her a week of thinkin' 'bout me before she asked Dr. Dugan if she could adopt me.
My life just ain't been the same ever since, what with all the gorgeous womens, the Fancy Feast and toys...I'm livin' the high lifes. And...who would've thoughted that a poor little stray rescued off the streets would go on to be a gigantical National TV Star like me.
It just goes to show...anything can happen in America.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
