Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves. Today is Top Cat Tuesday and I want to take my very special day to address some evil vishuss rumors that have been circulatin' on the innernets.
I've been readin' on the innernets that there is a possibility that the hairy little mommy-hoggin monkey that mommy rescued named "Little Joey Cartwright Graves III" might be comin' back to the Whiskers & Purrs House. He went to his forever and ever home last week but his new big sister cat is havin' troubles adjustin' to havin' him in her house...well, really havin' him anywheres within 10 miles of her, to tell you the trooths.
I have to be honests and tell you that I unnerstand her frustrations. Oh, okay, so I gived him a few headbutts and purrs and even went so far as to lick the back of his head...that don't mean that I enjoyed it. And I know that Mazie Grace played with him and gived him nice purry baths...but that don't count 'cause she is blind as a bat again and probably thoughted she was givin' ME a bath.
Mommy, we know you told Joey's new mommy and daddy that he can come back if it don't work out at their house but you need to consider a few things...
- If Joey comes back, there just might be a "Pee On Everything in the House" revolution.
- Mrs. Lilly White will throw a hissy fit.
- I will not be his friend...no way, nope, forgit about it.
- None of us will talk to you ever never again.
- And, this is the big one, Mommy...we just might not ever sing our purry songs for you ever again...that's forever and ever, mommy.
Mommy, this is some pretty serious stuff...you might wanna think twice 'bout it...I'm just sayin'...
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
