Operation Birthday Wish!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  My birthday is on Wednesday, July 15th.  I will be 6 years old...a real growed up girl now!  I am very real excited!  I ain't tellin' everybody this just to git toys and Temptations and nips and kisses and tummy rubs...I mean...it would be nice to git all that stuff but...well...there's really only one thing I wants...

See...I love my Anderson Cooper.  I don't wants to marry him or nothin'...I mean, really now peoples...he's a BEAN!!!  EWWWWwwww...no, I don't wants to marry him but I just want to be his cat.  I think he is very smart and brave...and I just know he smells good!  I want to stay in his big fancy house in New York City and watch AC360 on his big flat screen TV and his mom will make me jeans and his maid will come and scratch my ears every half hour and feed me Temptations every 13 minutes and every 6 minutes she will kiss me on my face.  When my Anderson comes home real late after bein' on CNN, I will sing him my purry songs. 

But, see, mommy says that she wouldn't be able to go on without me here in the Whiskers & Purrs House.  She says I'm her favoritest girl in the whole world named Elsie Fallulah Graves and that, without me, she ain't sure she'd be able to make it.  So...I guess my hopes of bein' my Anderson Cooper's cat probably ain't gonna happen.    But I still love my Anderson Cooper...my only birthday wish is that he would know who I am and maybe Tweet me a Happy Birthday message on Twitter or send me a Happy Birthday note on Facebook or...maybe even leave me a comment on our bloggy.  Oh, dear peoples on the innernets, I would be the happiest girl in the world if he would!

So...I was thinkin' maybe you guys could help me at least try to git my Anderson Cooper's attention.  On Wednesday, do you think maybe you could help me fill up his Twitter page with Tweets 'bout wishin' me a happy birthday?  And maybe hit his Facebook page with LOTS of messages, too?  Oh, and maybe even hit his blog on CNN.com?  Please let me know if you might be willin' to help make my birthday dream come true...

OH, AND BY THE WAY...if we are successful at makin' my birthday wish come true...mommy said that The Whiskers & Purrs Gang will donate $500 to The Best Little Cathouse in Pennsylvania...remember that place?  It's the wonnerful sanctuary that took in our sweet Miss Molly Louise Graves.

So...please help us if you can...let us know if we can count on your help.  We'll post the full plan on Saturday if we git enough people sayin' they will help us.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves