Asthma is very unfuns.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Fergie speakin'.  I ain't feel too goods...mommy came home from work and discovered that I was havin' a asthma attack.  Asthma makes me hurt in my insides when I try to breathe.  I do not like asthma. 

Mommy had to give me my emergency inhaler...I'm startin' to feel betters now...please say a prayer for me that my lungs will git all better...I do not like to feel like this.  It is very unfuns.

Very truly yours,
Duchess Fergie