Meet the Senator Sunday

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  I am proud to announce that from now on, every Sunday we will have "Meet The Senator Sunday" at the Whiskers and Purrs House.  Just like the beans do on Sundays with Face the Nation and Meet the Press, we will have innalekchewal comments from me 'bout serious topics of the day.  We will remind everybody on Friday's to send us your questions and topics.  We will try to answer 'em on Sunday.

Here's the first topic for Meet the Senator Sunday:

Dearest Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III,
What is goin' on with North Korea?  Why are they makin' bombs and stuff? 
Very truly yours,
Anonymous

My dear Anonymous, I do not know what is goin' on with North Korea.  First of all, we live on the West end of Richmond.  Is North Korea close to us?  I sure hope not!

I will say that I think that mean ol' Kim Jon Il...uhm...dude, you have a girl's name...is very means and not nearly as handsome as me.  Now, in his defense, he cannot help the fact that he is very ugly, but...I have just a few words for him.

Mr. Il,
Why are you so mean?  Did your mommy not raise you right?  You better be glads you don't live in the Whiskers & Purrs House!  My mommy says that you have to play nice with people and not be mean.  She says you need a time out in the bathroom with the door closed all by yourself so you can think 'bout all them mean things you do every day...what with all them nuclear bombs you're testin' and all.  No Temptations for you, Mister, until you straighten up and fly right!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

And so, my dearest friends on the innernets, there you have it.  Our first ever "Meet the Senator Sunday" and my thoughts on North Korea.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III