Mazie Monday

 Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday.  I'm 'fraid I gots some bad news...I am bein' replaced.  Yes, you readed that right...I am bein' replaced.  I ain't supposed to know 'bout it but I am very smart and figgered it all out.

See, last Friday a big box was delivered to the Whiskers & Purrs House.  I heard mommy talkin' on the phone and she said "Oh!  I saw it in a shop window when I was in Nashville last week...It looks just like Mazie Grace!  I just had to get it!"  I started sniffin' and could tell...it was another kitty!

I was very upset and sneaked into the livin' room where mommy was hidin' it...here it is:

I must admit...it does look like me...not quite as wonnerful, but almost...I can tell I will not like this kitty...I think it is stuck up...it does not talk or ever blink it's eyeballs...what is wrong with it???

I decided to 'vestigate the situation...

Mommy tried to git me to be friends with this kitty by puttin' down some nips...I tried to sneak a sniff or two of it's Butt-Tockses...I think this kitty is weird...it does not seem to have any Butt-Tockses...what is up with that???

Yes, I have decided that I do not like this kitty.  If it thinks it's gonna replace me, it's got another thing comin'...New kitty, you listen here...I am goin' in for my eyeball operation on Thursday but I AM COMIN' BACK!  Do not even think about eatin' my Fancy Feast or my Tempations.  I'll be back Thursday night and will kick the stuffin' outta you if you mess with me or try to steal my mommy.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

PS...please don't forgit that I am havin' my eyeball operation on Thursday.  If you have a spare minute, will you say a prayer for me that I will be okay and maybe be able to see after the big operation?  I sure would appreciate it 'cause I am very skeert.