Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Today is Sunday. As the Senator of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I have decided that today we will do absolutely nothin'. We will sleep all day, eat Fancy Feast, sniff nip and chillax. I know this is an unusual day for us cats, what with us bein' such busy and hard workin' people, but forcin' ourselfs to rest is very important for our well bein'.
I hope you have a very restful Sunday, too.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
