Mazie Monday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'...today is Mazie Monday!  Oh sweet peoples, I am SO excited...I git to go see my Unkle Doktor Blair next Monday afternoon and them nice people from TLC will be with us!  Oh...I hope you will git to see how very much I like my Unkle Doktor Blair...I git all googley-eyed around him.  That's probably not good since I am blind as a bat...but...I just can't help myself.  He calls me "Peanut" and looks so deep into my eyes..{sigh}...mommy says he's lookin' into my eyes to examine 'em...I think he's lookin' deep, deep into my soul...I don't pay no attention to what mommy says...she don't know nothin'.

Oh!  I must start gittin' ready right now!  I must make sure I am all rested up and not stressed out...let's see...I will sleep 37 hours every day and then nap another 14 hours.  I must have at least 3 million Temptations every day between now and next Monday.  Oh!  And, I must have my ears licked good at least 17 times every day...a woman can't go see her Unkle Doktor Blair with dirty ears!  I might also try to git some good toe lickin' in 'bout 21 times a day, too.  I mean, hey...a girls feets has gots to be clean when she sees her Unkle Doktor Blair.  I don't know for sure but I think if I git started now, I might be ready to see my favoritest eyeball specialist...

Everybody in the Whiskers & Purrs House is all worked up 'bout TLC comin' to visit...I ain't worried...I'm just gonna be me...ya know...I will be Very Mazified!  I just know everything is gonna be fine and we will teach lots of peoples 'bout bein' responsibles when it comes to little squirts like us.

That's it for today...Be sure to have a VERY Mazie Monday!

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

PS...Don't forgit to remind your beans...they MUST stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief" on Mazie Monday's!  Beans are very forgitfuls...you must stay on top of them to make sure they 'member to pay you the respects you deserves!