Hi. This is Freddy Mercury Astaire Graves III speakin'. I am confused. Last night mommy came home and fixed us our Fancy Feast just like always. Then, she fixed her supper. The phone ringed and she walked away to answer it and just leaved her suppers on the kitchen counter.
I looked at her suppers and then I looked at our suppers. Her suppers looked better than ours. So, I started lickin' and eatin' it.
When she came back in the kitchen, she said, "FREDDY!!! Git away from my supper! EWWwwww...now you've got your spit all over my food!"
What is wrong with my spits? I use it for a lotta stuff...
- Washin' my face
- Washin' my hands and feets
- Washin' other very important stuff that I ain't gonna call out
- Lickin' my Fancy Feast and other supper stuff
- It helps me chew and swallow my foods
Why does mommy not like my spits? What did I do wrong? Mommy don't make no kind of sense.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Mercury Astaire Graves III
