Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. Every night 'fore I go to sleeps, I got some stuff I gotta do. See, mommy always either reads or watches TV or does somethin' called "nittin" before she goes to sleeps. While she's doin' one of them things, I climb up on the bed next to her. I look her right in the eyes and git a real pitiful look on my face. It magically makes her stop whatever it is she is doin'. Then I climb up on her and purr real loud...sometimes I meditate and think 'bout Temptations and how I wish I could have more of 'em. Sometimes I dream 'bout girls. And then sometimes I just sit on her lap and pass gas. Mommy don't necessarily like that last one...she says it is not very gentlemanly but...I'mma boy just doin' what boys do.
But, regardless of what I do when I'm layin' on mommy's tummy...she always tells me the same thing..."I love you little boy. You are my most favorite little boy named Freddy Astaire Graves III in the whole world!"
Life. Is. Good.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
