Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'. LOOK!!! They made a Lifetime movie 'bout me and my very legendary life and how I conquered it with style! Isn't this wonnerful?
They have Shirley MacLaine playin' me...I like her lots...she's also from Richmond, Virginia just like I ams. I do think they might have better captured the true essence of who I am if they had given the role to Daisy the Curly Cat or Parker from Perfectly Parker. What with them both bein' beautiful women cats and all...it probably would've made more sense.
Oh well...be sure to watch this excitin' movie tonight on your local Lifetime channel.
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
