To all our friends on the innernets, this is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'. I am so worried and stressed out...it's real late and James Bond ain't been here yet tonight. Mommy set the trap for him...but so far he is a no-show.
I just can't take this...will somebody wake me when he goes into the trap? The rescuin' business is hard. All this watchin' and waitin' is just too much for a little girl like myself.
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
