To all my friends on the innernets, this is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. This week is a very excitin' week for me. I has been glued to the TV watchin' the BIG Convention. Now, I gots to be honest...I don't unnerstand what this thing is all 'bout, but...I look so good sittin' in front of the TV actin' like I know what is goin' on.
I will say I can't unnerstand why they ain't talkin' 'bout the important stuff...ya know, real issues like the never endin' battle to git more Tempations, promotin' acceptance of poopin' in the floor and why it's okay to bark like a seal and swat at 'maginary boogers.
With that said, I wanna try to stimilate some intelleckchewal conversation by askin' my friends on the innernets to participate in this here poll. Please cast your vote and feel free to leave a comment and start the conversation.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
