Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Today is my birthday! I am five fantabular years old!!! Mommy says it's my very special day. I can do anything I wants...so...here's my very important skedule for the day:
- Eat my Fancy Feets with Crunchies...one bite of crunchies + one bite of Fancy Feets...mommy says it's like gittin' a little bite of smashed potatoes and a little bite of meat loaf. Mmmm...tastey!
- Take a nap in a warm sunbeam
- Poop
- Eat some more Fancy Feets with Crunchies
- Eat some Temptations
- Open my birthday presents
- Have my way with Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie...Hubba Hubba
- Sniff some nips
- Eat even MORE Fancy Feets with Crunchies
- And, finally, most favoritist thing to do in the whole world...watch my Anderson Cooper on CNN at 10:00 PM tonight. Oh, I love my Anderson Cooper...I just wish he loved me, too.
So, that's my most very extra special day today. Be sure to check back tomorrow to see what my birthday present from mommy is!!!
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
