This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor and Fergie speakin'. Today is One Word Wednesday and mommy says we gits to pick today's word. Since we is so upset 'cause Felix is in the hospital, we have decided today's word is "Sad". "Sad" ain't a very nice person. He makes you hurt on the inside. He makes you wanna kiss and snuggle with somebody that can't be with you 'cause they is at the hospital gittin' enema's in their very extra special private places.
Sometimes "Sad" makes you cry.
When mean ol' "Sad" comes to visit, you just gots to find a friend and take care of each other.
Come home soon, Felix. We love you.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor & Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
