Hi. This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. I am a very happy cat. I love to git me some lovin' from mommy. Every night before bedtime, I jump up on her lap and we kiss. She kisses me and scratches all my stuff...
I really really REALLY like it when she scratches my ears JUST LIKE THIS!!!...Dang...it's wonnerful!
Life. Is. Good.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
