Hi. This is Jimmy Durante Graves III a speakin'. Me and Mazie Grace was doin' a little bit of smoochin' and stuff while mommy was cleanin' the spare bedroom. We had the room all to ourselves 'til mommy got the camera out and started doin' some papparrazzi kinda stuff.
Dang, mommy! Can't a man and a woman have some privacy???
Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III and Miss Mazie Grace
