Hi. This is Mazie Grace a speakin'. I just want to tell everybody two things:
- I'm tired of not bein' able to see nothin'. People, this just ain't fun. Mommy keeps a tellin' me that Unkle Doktor Blair is a gonna fix my busted-up eyeballs. I just have to wait until December...whenever that is. I don't know...this just ain't no fun.
- I really want Elizabeth Taylor to stop bein' mean to me. She might be purty on the outside but she's butt-ugly on the inside. Elizabeth Taylor, you is a butt-head.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
