Hi To All My Peoples.
This here is Lucy a speakin'. Well, I'm officially in the dang hospital. But, I can tell you that if I gots to be in the hospital, this is a fine one to be in. I have been a seein' lots of people I remember from the last time I was here. They is ALL real real nice and, as you might expect, extremely thrilled to git to see me again...I have my fans, ya'll. And, I can tell you that the peoples at VRCC is the best dang Fancy Feast Fixers in the whole wide world. They gots mommy beat by a longshot...I eated 1/2 can of my favorite flavor of Fancy Feast tonight just 'cause they fixed it just right. Mmmm...Fancy Feast! Mommy's gonna have to learn how to cook like them. I told mommy to give my compliments to the VRCC Fancy Feast Chef!
As you can see from my picture, I've gots me an IV hooked up. I ain't too happy 'bout it...but, Mommy says I just gots to quit a fightin' it and let it be. And, if you look on my back leg, you can see where they gived me a hair cut...Vidal Sassoon they ain't. SIGH...oh well...Aunt Doktor Davies says they had to cut my hair so they could do somethin' called an ultrasound...just seems kinda weird if you ask me. All I knows is that mommy came to visit and we snuggled a whole lots. I gived her some headbutts 'cause I wanna make sure she comes back to git me outta here.
I gots me some foxy-lookin' neighbors...hubba hubba! Next door is Louie. Louie sorta looks like my late husband/brother, Ricky. I'm pretty sure he's got the hots for me already. I can feel it through the cage wall...Ain't he hot??? Notice how he's real close to the cage wall...he's just tryin' to get close to me...HUBBA HUBBA! I'm not sure what Louie's story is but He. Is. Hot!
Unnerneath my cage is Whitey...uh, I don't know how to say this but...I ain't sure Whitey is a breathin'. Somebody might want to call 911. Whitey is hot...ya know, hubba hubba hot. But, I ain't seen him move since I got here...I better be careful and not let him see how foxy I am...my sheer beauty might send him into a cardiac arrest...of course, that might be what's wrong with him already.
So, that's my first day. Tomorrow I gots to have me an operation...they is gonna put in a feedin' tube. Mommy calls me her little snorkeler when I have my tube in. It's not exactly the kind of necklace I like to wear but...mommy says it will help me to feel better. She ain't the smartest person in the world but Aunt Doktor Davies, all the people that work at VRCC and my Aunt Doktor Dugan is real smart and they know best.
Everybody out there please keep a prayin' for me. I wants to come home real fast 'cause them little rug rats is a gonna make their messes all over my house and I gots to make sure they behave.
Very truly yours,
