Hi. This is Fergie, Miss Elizabeth Taylor and Coco Chanel a speakin'. We just want to let anybody that plans on comin' to visit us know that you have to know the secret password 'fore we is gonna let you in our house. If you don't know it, you can't come in. There ain't no gettin' round it. We gots a job to do and we do it real good. So don't even think about tryin' to sneak by, cause we don't miss nothin'.
Now that's not a sayin' we couldn't be tempted to look the other ways if you bringed us some Fancy Feast or Fresh Nips...we're just sayin', that's all...


