Hello. This is Mrs. Lilly White a speakin'. Well I just have to tell you all about my exhaustin' day. I declare, I am so tired...a woman of my beauty and sopisstication must get their beauty rest. I must start takin' it easy...I just can't keep up this hectic schedule.
First I started the day by stalkin' a very delightful can of Fancy Feast. I worked really hard at yellin' at mommy to tell her to fix it for us so we could git it into our tummies. Fussin' at mommy really burns a lot of calories.
Then, after I eated my breakfast, I just had to lay down on the perch and watch the rain drops hit the window. I mean, it's a real important job to guard the house from nasty rain drops. Then, after I did that, I had a little snack of crunchies. You know, you burn a lot of calories crunchin' on crunchies. So I took a little cat nap but it didn't last long...Coco walked by and twitched her tail the wrong way at me. It was an invitation to kick her booty so I had to chase her through the house about 47 times.
After that, I had to make a big stinky poop...needless to say, a lot of calories were burned there so...I had to eat some more Fancy Feast. By that time, I was in a lovey dovey mood so I just HAD to snuggle with Felix. I mean, really now, people, he's a man and I'm a woman...every once in a while we gotta get a little somethin' goin' on, if you know what I mean.
Well, after that, I had to take a scheduled beauty nap. After about 5 hours, I waked up and needed to git me some more crunchies...beauty naps take an awful lot of a person. I was just weared out. But, of course, by then it was about time for supper...so I somehow mustered up the energy to drag myself downstairs for more Fancy Feast...mmmmm...tastey.
And now, the day is almost over...I am just exhausted. I MUST git some rest after my very busy day.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
