Hi. This is Felix a speakin'. Would somebody PUHLEEZE tell my mommy that she should let me go outside and be "friends" with Peter the Rabbit? He's so lonely out there...I just want to extend a paw in friendship...you know...upside his head and then sprinkle some ketchups on him and put 'im between two slices of whole wheat bread with a little mayo and a slice of tomato and cheez...Mmmm...a rabbit sammich...Mmmm...tastey!
