Hi. This is Coco a speakin'. I gots into troubles today. Mommy is mad. See...Aunt Sally and Unkle John come to our house today. They gived us some real cool furniture...ahhh...more stuff for us to skratch!!! Mommy had the responsibility of makin' sure all of us kids was in her bedroom with the door closed so that when they was a bringin' in the furniture, me and all my brothers and sisters wouldn't be tempted to sneak outta the door. Mommy was a bad mommy today...she didn't put us in the room like she knowed she should. See...we've been a tellin' ya'll that we is neglekted. If this doesn't convince you, then nothin' will.
So, anyways...Aunt Sally and Unkle John delivered the furniture. Mommy was real excited. She spended lots of time this mornin' lookin' at the new stuff...just a "oooh'n and ahh'n". Then, she went to yarn store buyed more yarn...what a surprise...mommy likes to play with strings more than we do! When she came home, she started playin' with the strings and made some hats for this little girl: Ellie It was about 3:00 when she realized..."Hey, I ain't seen Coco all afternoon..."...She keeped playin' with her strings and then she started to walk through the house to look for me...she looked upstairs, downstairs, unnerneath the beds, in the closets...she even looked inside the dryer!...but there was no ME!..After about 45 minutes, she started to git skeered...what if Coco had gotten out when the door was open??? It would be all of her fault 'cause she's a neglektful mommy...
She called Aunt Sally...and said "Aunt Sally, I can't find Coco...what do I do???" She went outside and looked unnerneath bushes...really, now mommy, as if I would aktually hide unnerneath a bush!...She talked to our neighbors and asked if they had seen me...they promised to let her know if they saw me...By the way, Mommy, I'm pritty sure everybody on our street thinks you is nuts. You should just stay in the house and lay low for a while until they forgit what a nut job you is. Anyways, back to this excitin' story...by this time, mommy was cryin' pritty hard. She started feelin' real bad 'bout all them times she fussed at me for dumb stuff...ya know, like when I breaked the lamp and knocked some stuff over. I mean, really mom, what was you a thinkin'? And, all the times she fussed at me for a tryin' to kill Mazie Grace...what are little sisters for 'cept to torture 'em a little bit...I ain't never caused her to bleed or nuffin...it really ain't that bad. Mommy really should feel guilty...
She keeped a lookin' unnerneath the beds but she couldn't find me...I almost started to feel real sorry for her 'cause she was a cryin' pretty hard...all the other cats kept walkin' up to her and givin' her headbutts. It didn't help...she keeped a cryin'. She decided to git down on the floor and aktually climb unnerneath the bed with a flashlight. Ya know, mommy's back has been hurtin' a lot lately...once she got down in the floor, I wasn't sure she'd git up again...She started shinin' the light all around...and guess what??? She found me! HaHa!!! I was hidin' inside the box spring. DANG...busted! She was cryin' and fussin' at me all at the same time! She called me a few names that I ain't sure is so nice...especially when she was tryin' to git up from unnerneath the bed...dang...I ain't sure what "you little sunovabich" means...it don't sound friendly.
I have to be honest and say I've been a layin' low this evenin'...mommy is pretty aggrivated with me 'cause I skeered her so bad...But, even though she's mad at me, now I know wiffout a doubt that mommy loves me and I am real important to her...that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my insides.
Thanks for lovin' me, mommy...even if I am a little sunovabich!
